Author Archives: Kurt "Paparazzo Martin" Doonesbury

About Kurt "Paparazzo Martin" Doonesbury

Ich studiere Deutsch als Fremdsprache und Politik/Journalistik als Nebenfach. Ich mag viele. Warum spreche ich über mich, wenn ich ich bin. Und ihr solltet mich kennen.

An Angry Rant. Or, Business as Usual

The state of American politics is a ragged mess of greed and ideology.  What would one expect from a two-party system?  We live in an age were protesting and the want for change is snickered at by the majority.  Or, … Continue reading

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No Fears, It is Just a Cause of Claustrophobia

 ”Football Season Is Over” by Hunter S. Thompson “No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am … Continue reading

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Setting Me Up. Or: Bad Choices and Then Some.

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” ― Hunter S. Thompson ‎”If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”– Desmond Tutu “Just like a broken heart is a … Continue reading

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Halte ich dich für stärker als du bist? (2011 ed).

 your life is your life don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission. be on the watch. there are ways out. there is a light somewhere. it may not be much light but it beats the darkness. be on the … Continue reading

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The Echo Factory, or: Das Leben ist (k)ein Streichelzoo

“In a land there’s a town And in that town there’s A house And in that house There’s a woman And in that woman There’s a heart I love I’m gonna take it With me when I go” –Tom Wait’s … Continue reading

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Sport

“True love is the only heart disease that is best left to ‘run on’–the only affection of the heart for which there is no help, and none desired. [...] The course of free love never runs smooth.  I supposed we … Continue reading

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Time to Wear the Big Boy Pants

In my last entry I wrote somethings about an ex-girlfriend of mine, which might or does sound pretty awful.  Rather awful and terrible in fact.  I would like to apologize to all parties.  I am sorry.  I do not hold … Continue reading

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Dancing Again. Or: Wenn sie noch nicht gestorben sind, dann Scheiße.

“i know, all beautiful places are prone to natural disaster. but being swallowed by the earth in manila beats a slow death in the Midwest.” –Broken Crow “A whore ain’t goin’ to love you, unless you give her your money.” … Continue reading

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Stay Here and Be Prepared for Anything: A Written Collage

Favorite Song There are some who believe that the universe will expand and continue to expand until it collapses back on itself.  Then the universe, as if being pulled like a rubber band, will expand again. It will repeat this … Continue reading

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A Tennessean from California in Ohio

  “Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.” It comes and it goes.  It comes and it goes. I’m not all that great.  In fact I’m pretty short for a man.  And I’ve never been in … Continue reading

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